Ads

New, latest hologram computer is out. For $100, you can get your own hologram computer that runs on the latest processors, has the latest OS from Get Awesome Operating Systems, the leading OS creator after Apple.

Have you ever wished that you had a watch where you can do anything you wanted?  Now you can, with the EYW Watch (Everything You Wanted). For only $1,642 you can get your very own EYW Watch. Hurry now, and you get the EYW watch free.

Looking for the perfect sofa, but you can’t get it. Look no further! For here comes the Psofa. The Psofa will allow you to have your own sofa, at your perfect preference. It runs on a i69 bit processor with a complete real colour graphics.

Have you ever dreamt about a automatic chef that will make your food for you? Well with the AtoChef, your dream will come true. With a fully programable interface, you can program the AtoChef to make the preferred food you want. It can also charge smart and mobile phones, plus computers. It can also make the bed and it can also be an alarm clock to wake you up!

By –

Arnab Chakraborty

 

http://www.imore.com/apple-watch

http://theday.co.uk/chosen-by-you/robochef-heralds-new-era-of-mechanical-slaves

http://www.mobomarket.net/download-hologram-projector-simulator-for-android-4294406463.html

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/101870284/

coding ©Princess Alexsandra (AKA, Cinnimonbunhun)

 

 

 

New Animals

William Norseth and Param Bagade from I-M-S (International Moon School) have created these drawings with facts about new animals.

Uniwhale

Snapping Turbul

Catshark

Cloud wolf

Raccoon Bug

Killer Penguin

Pinapual

Super Heros

There’s been many sightings of superhero hybrids lately unfortunately we only found 11 and they all seem to be hybrids, like just the other day we saw a hybrid of Ironman and Hulk.

 

Breaking news, The pinapow got loose from the Beijing Zoo! We have a witness here with us and she confirms that she saw the pinapow roaming around New York City! Luckily iron man and hulk caught the pinapow and safely returned the pinapow to the Beijing Zoo.

 

Back again with breaking new, the Cloud Wolf has escaped from the Singapore Jungle.  As a man was fishing in the jungle the Cloud Wolf came sneakily out, we will be back again with the rest of the action.  Back again, we just saw that the Cloud Wolf attacked the man. He walked away with the man. Until Ironman and Batman the hybrid came. It saved the day and took the man to the hospital and the Batman and Ironman the hybrid  took the Cloud WOlf to the Zoo to be held for now. See you soon with the next breaking news.

 

By –

Mia Ikihele and Aislin Doxen

Medical

The new injection spray, has been invented by Doctor Kelber. It is such high tech that you can just squirt it on your arm and it will go right through your skin!

 

 

By –

Naomi Nason

  

 

Transportation

Flying cars, hover boards, under water cars, train around the world, flying ships, flying bikes, luggage cars.

 

In December .12/ 2116 Wallet leroy invented the luggage car: You just click the car together and the car become much smaller! You can now take your car into your house! When the car is in normal size it’s a sport car it cannot fly but maybe soon.

The luggage car is on sale in many shops in many colors! Blue, green, black, grey and rainbow!

Finally Annabeth has finished her goal. Jetpacks are on sale! But people have to know how to drive a jetpack because it’s not clearly safe. In march .11/ 2116 was the first jetpack invented. Annabeth was trying for years to make the jetpack work! And finally it worked. You can fly 9621 miles.

 

Mike Paul has finally finished his goal. He upgrade the hover boards, it can now go faster and higher up in the air. But people are asking about to have a special streets for hover boards and flying bikes. However the hover board is not really safe. People are falling of the hover board high in the air.

Finally the big work is done. The train around the world is finish. People with fear of planes can now go to another country much faster. In june .16/ 2116 Sonja Anita invented the train around the world. Sonja is Setspace Kane daughter, who  invented the underwater cars.

By –

Margret Hallgrimsdottir

 

Space

Report 1: 9-year old Bob Jackson has finally accomplished his goal! He has made the first ever origami Star Wars model of the Millennium Falcon from dollar bills that actually flies! It has Han Solo, Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia. The plane has flown all the way to Jupiter! He has been awarded a check of a trillion dollars for his discovery. He is in the guinness book of world records. Report 2: Kepler 452-b is now found. ~Botox Butterson has made a flock DC-3 paper airplanes that have flown to Kepler 452-b. He has been awarded a paper plane making machine and 10000000000000000 sheets of paper. Report 3: Gordon Bennett, a troll faced mexican space researcher in R.O.F.L has found the real star wars galaxy. We don’t have much information because that were his last words before he fell into the sarlacc pit. Report 4: Looking through the Magellan telescope, Tevon Riley found a smiley faced meteor. It was as big as Jupiter. He has been awarded a giant smiley ball with orange scent. It will be hitting Kepler 452-b soon. It will destroy the dinosaurs there we need to save them. #SaveTheAnimals. Report 5: Snorkeling in outer space has been invented! Lance Alexander, young boy who loves snorkeling and space has invented it. It is basically putting on snorkeling and swimming in outer space! You can see exotic space animals and maybe the giant smiley meteor (See other report). Report 6: Galactus has been found by Billy Bob Jones the main editor at Marvel studios, has found the real Galactus! Bob has also predicted that he is coming for earth. He has told everyone to escape earth using space snorkeling(see other report). #GalactusIsComing!!! Report 7: This is a very battle hardened space military ship. This spaceship has all kind of weapons like the millenium falcon. Report 7:The astrologer D’Artagnan Gryffin has found the infinity gauntlet which had been lost with the death of the Thanos. Through greedy with power, Gryffin has been trying to reach it. If he gets to it he will be unstoppable and might destroy earth. #SaveEarth. Report 8:Seeing Dr. Strange fighting Goku on the moon, it was streamed live. It was said that Dr. Strange actually won. It was watched by a googol of people around the universe. The guy who saw that fight and streamed it was paid a googolplex of dollars.

 

By –

Shubhan Khanderi

Cars

Flying Cars (Hornet Transportation)

Now on sale at stores worldwide, the Hornet Transportation Society (HTS) has now put on its newest creation, yet… the Hornet 101 Flying Car! Never Before seen, citizens will be dying for an experience of a lifetime.

 “When I first heard of this,” says an American citizen, “I thought, ‘A flying car? I must be dreaming’.” But dreaming you are not. Now for 400,000$, this car is being presented all over the world, and is becoming a popular fashion item.

 The car should be able to hold one to two people per car, and should be able to fly to heights of five thousand feet up to speeds of a hundred miles per hour. What a hit! As advertisements say, “A dream is a dream, and flying is flying.’ Though, not everybody agrees.

 Throughout the centuries, many great innovations have been made, but some may have some drawbacks. Not everybody agrees that flying cars are the safest thing, but they are worth a try. These cars don’t contribute to climate change since gas is not needed. Instead, the Hornet runs on hydrogen powered gas.

 Now on sales everywhere, come try a worth of destiny as you lift up in uproar.       

 

Hover Car

Imagine a car, not a hoverboard, a car. A car that has the advantages of hovering up to two feet up into the air. Yep, don’t get this wrong, but hover cars are becoming a show to the people of the world. Weighing up to 4,000 pounds, these wheeless cars are one of the hardest cars to drive especially when you feel uncomfortable when riding on a hoverboard. For only $1,000, this car will leap you up into the air. Things are really hovering for reals now.

 

Motor Car/ Radio Controlled Car

Do you like it fast? Do you like it awesome? The Radio Controlled Motor Car is home now on sales everywhere in America! With full speed to one hundred miles per hour, these cars are extremely fast, and tremendously loud. This car will blow your mind to bits to bits! It has bulletproof windows, and America Racing brand wheels. The car can enable itself to automatically do anything since it is radio controlled, and hyper-powered. Now for more than 400,000$, the Radio Controlled Car is now hyperly powered just for you.

“I never knew this day would come. It’s just amazing!” As people say this, chances are higher. And the car gets more breath-takingly awesome.  

SpeedBoat Car Leisure

Floating on your own cruise, traveling across the world’s oceans will be such as blast. Featuring a car that technically floats on water, and can go to 80 mph is known as new technology. In the latest advert, the car is shown driving in water with dolphins, and a beautiful sunset in the background. John Lewis engineer, scientist, and the first person to actually ride this car said that he enjoyed it. He said that he plans to travel all around the world with a group of other teammates and scientists to explore Earth’s oceans, and how different cultures thrive in different places using the newest Boat Car Leisure, and a large nuclear yacht. If you want to live a life, come aboard the Speedboat Car Leisure only for 2,000$. Enjoy!

By –

Coleman, Cameron, and Malvin

World Records

Bill Johnson successfully spends 50 years on a Minecraft multiplayer server. It was set in Antarctica. He said he has been spending his whole life on Minecraft. He has breakfast, lunch and dinner while playing Minecraft. Because he is completely genius he sits on a toilet when playing Minecraft. Whenever he wants to go to the toilet he just does it. You might also be wondering, WHERE DOES HE GET HIS MONEY FROM!!. Very simple he makes youtube videos every week. He also has 480,000,000 million subscribers. He gets an approximate 50 million dollars a year. He also has a butler named Johnny who cleans his house cleans the toilet every once in awhile.

 

9-year old Bob Jackson has finally accomplished his goal! He has made the first ever Star Wars model of the Millennium Falcon that actually flies! It has Han Solo, Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia. The plane has flown all the way to Jupiter! He has been awarded a check of a trillion dollars for his discovery. It is made of American Dollars.

 

Baba Sania has screamed the loudest a human has ever screamed. his scream is almost as loud as a howler monkey. His job is being a boxer and his special move is screaming i  there ears. The usually will get knocked out or dazed for approximately 20 minutes. He has even taken elephants down with his super sonic scream. Sadly now he is in  jail for screaming at president Hillary Clinton.  

 

James Jonathan Jonas has now successfully achieved super saiyan. His true identity as a saiyan has been showed. He has been training over 100g and now his power level is 777,000. A normal human’s power level would be 5. Every time he transforms into super saiyan he destroys everything around it. He is known as the most powerful human because of his super saiyan abilities.

David Beckham has shot a goal from one side of the pitch to the other. David Beckham was playing goalie and shot it into the goal, that is not the most fascinating part, while he shot it the ball nutmegged 5 people and knocked out 2 players. The ball also curved past the goalie and defenders like a BO$$. Then his team won 21 – 0. He got payed 494 million dollars for that fascinating shot and is put in the Guinness book of world records.

Dante Ronaldo is now known as the fastest runner in the universe. He can run the speed of sound. In his genes he has the blood of the flash and quicksilver. You might say that it is not true but now it is. Every time he runs lightning flashes behind him. Every time he races he wins no matter what. He does not need to buy a car because he is so fast. He can run for 15 minutes without stopping.

 

Johny Strange, better known as dr. Strange is known to be a magician that can do almost anything. He can necromance which is bring people back to life shoot fireballs, lasers, ice, anything with weight (matter). It would take me years to explain all of his powers so I might stop now. His planet was destroyed centuries ago. He was the only survivor who teleported here. He got a record of strangest man doing the strangest things with the strangest powers and strangest looks.

The tallest dog ever recorded was a great dane called “Zeus”, he is about 1.1 meters tall. If he is on his hind legs he is estimated to be as tall as an average human.

By –

Naman Xavier

Fashion

Sneak Peek of new and upcoming designer Zoe Nightshade’s sketchbook. You know what’s up and  coming in the stores from Zoe’s new line “Bionic”.  Seems like her inspiration juices are flowing cause she’s gonna cause up a money storm with these clothes. One look and you’ll think your in a dream. From superspeed shirts and energy ball bracelets. Looks like every body will be wearing the Bionic line. And you thought that you couldn’t add a phone and your jacket, say hello to the Jackone now you can check your phone anywhere you want on your jacket. Who knows when these will come out.

Signing out, Skylar Jarvis

Picture and article by Varshini Chandrasekaran

Sports of the world

This year we have different games so far we have ten new games, everyone The games are  Laser Tag Jetpack , Jet Hooping, Hover ball, Flying car races,extreme dodge slice ball , Hover hockey, Fruit fruit ninja, Spring lancer, Spring launcher. Hovering tools you might need so we will sell them in the hovering store only for $1,000,000 also for the first three hours we will be giving the hovering stuff for free.

Laser jetpack- A fun game that is a simulation of flying people that shoots each other. The future of laser tag.

Hoverball- Instead of running your on a hoverboard that actually hovers not a segway and everything else is the same.

Spring lancer- A spring launch people that has a lance which fights each other till one can’t fight any more.(or not die)

Fruit ninja- Like Fruit ninja but in a virtual world.

Hover Hockey- Hockey on dry ice.

Jet Hooping- You’re zooming through the air like you never had before while going through hoops.

 

By Carl and Toby